How to impress a Girl ?
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"... (For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!
4."I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself in your eyes.
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?"
"No"She answers.
"Oh, I thought all the Women goddess were from Greece"
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again??
Hahahahaha LOvely Ways To Impress A Girl
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"... (For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!
4."I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself in your eyes.
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?"
"No"She answers.
"Oh, I thought all the Women goddess were from Greece"
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again??
Hahahahaha LOvely Ways To Impress A Girl
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